How to be a Nerd

Hi. I know how to be a nerd because I know a lot of them. Nerd is actually an acromym that stands for non-educated ruber duck. So, to be a nerd, you can’t be smart at all, and you need to get yourself surgically altered to become a rubber duck. That is all I’m telling you! (I hope no nerds [not N.E.R.Ds] were offended in the making of this page.)